Three Dirty Limericks by Sarah W.

There was a dirty bum

Who jerked off until he did cum

He flogged his meat and came in the street

And the passersby were struck dumb

There was once a wandering cad

Found a lady was driving him mad

Imagine his shock when underneath ‘her’ frock

Lay the parts of a well-hung lad.

There was a young man named Jacques

Who loved showing the locals his cock

It was rather small but Jacques had a ball

And they all tried their best to look shocked.